penile crust

A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.

"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."

by gaylorddickcheese February 10, 2018

Penile Bleeding

When one bleeds from the penile region.

Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"

by SpiritOfWuTang December 02, 2017

penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.

by 7steezy7steve7 January 04, 2024

Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

by RoxeeKodone July 01, 2021

Penilism

The degree sluts get in college

"i majored in penilism"

by asd;lghas;ldfhas;ldhf November 08, 2008

penile distinction

When you can distinguish peniles.

Mom! The doctir said I have penile distinction! I can distinguish peniles!

by Chillin0nPlanetEarth January 04, 2022

Penile Discoloration

Penile Discoloration is a lethal disease involving the shaft of the penile location. This disease is early identifiable during stage 1 by necrosis of the entire ball sack. By stage 2 the penis has turned blue and now the entire body has sepsis and you die.

"Hey man you should go get that Penile Discoloration checked out i don't think its supposed to be blue"

by chickennnnnnnnnn pox October 21, 2023