The princess of the mushroom kingdom. Girlfriend of mario. Exists only to be saved by mario. Annoying. Always in another castle. Nice tits.
by Bob mcbobington August 7, 2008
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Syd: Are You Ok Nick?
Nick: My balls really swole up after Jessica gave me a Canadian Peach Tug behind my house last night.
Nick: My balls really swole up after Jessica gave me a Canadian Peach Tug behind my house last night.
by Skippy720 September 17, 2012
Get the Canadian Peach Tug mug.Peach Juice is a delicious drink said to be made from peaches. In actuality, it usually contains little to no real juice at all. It's mostly just peach flavour and sugar.
If you have some peach juice, it is imperative that you keep it for yourself, others will want it, and if you give it to one person, you'll need to give it to everyone. Once you have the Peach Juice, it is yours and yours alone.
Giving away peach juice is only to be done if there is some kind of reward in it for you, such as a sandwich or a blowjob.
If you have some peach juice, it is imperative that you keep it for yourself, others will want it, and if you give it to one person, you'll need to give it to everyone. Once you have the Peach Juice, it is yours and yours alone.
Giving away peach juice is only to be done if there is some kind of reward in it for you, such as a sandwich or a blowjob.
Person One: I'll make you a sandwich if you give me that peach juice
Person Two: I'll suck you off for that peach juice
Person One: I'll make you a sandwich, let him suck you off, and give you a lap dance for that peach juice.
Person Two: I'll suck you off for that peach juice
Person One: I'll make you a sandwich, let him suck you off, and give you a lap dance for that peach juice.
by Obviously Not Me May 25, 2010
Get the Peach Juice mug.She is a character from Super mario Bros. videogames. Peach is the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. She is constantly tormented by the evil Bowser, where he is always kidnapping her. She escapes everytime because of the aid of Mario. Her relationship with Mario is unknown to this day. Aside from her royal duties, Peach is a remarkable tennis and golf player, and even a fighter.
by Samurai Katsu September 24, 2003
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Get the peach emoji mug.A nicely shaped, and usually freshly shaved vulva, typically characterized by large labia majora (outer lips) and small, if not invisible, labia minora (inner lips). A peach features absolutely no roast beef, and is considered by many men to be the ideal vulva for a woman.
by Beefus McDanglepuss October 4, 2005
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