peenex

what you blow your hose into

"I'm almost there honey, quick pass me the peenex!"

by sambucca September 27, 2005

peegloss

the stain you see on the under side of a labrador, which has a vitamin D defficiency.

"look at tht huge peegloss stain!!!"

by B Lair October 21, 2006

peeg

The shortened vocalization of the abbreviation PG, which stands for pregame. Pronounced: "peej"

As a verb:
"Let's go out now!!"
"Hold up we gotta peeg some more first. I'm practically sober!!!"

As a noun:
"When is the peeg?"
"Beer bongs and shots will begin at 9pm."

by tacs February 12, 2013

Peeeeuuuurrrrd

Peeeeuuuurrrrd can be used an as adjective, noun, or verb. It can mean anything in the world you want it to mean as long as it relates in some way, shape, or form to Adamus.

You tell em Peeeeuuuurrrrd.

I was so Peeeeuuuurrrrded last night

Oh, hey Peeeeuuuurrrrd

by Peurdumus Adam April 13, 2009

peeleritis

A disease commonly affecting the strip club patron, peeleritis is not usually detected before it is too late, usually large sums of money have been removed from banks worldwide by the victims, who appear to be in a state of "confusion" linked to prolonged exposure to huge tits and the placing of dirty box on ones nose..

victim:
I took that blonde peeler home after spending 3 bills in the vip room, we got a hotel room... bought a half ounce of blow, and stayed up for 3 days, then i lent her my car to drive to work, I think i might like this girl, she seems down to earth.

Friend:
NO dude you dont like her you goof, you have peeleritis

by LunauD August 17, 2007

turd peeker

The turd peeker is similar to a turd burglar. The main difference however, is that while a turd burglar will actually try and open the stall you are in, the turd peeker will enter the bathroom and walk slowly along the row of stalls, peeking between the cracks at all who are shitting. Much like turd burgling, this activity leaves the shitter feeling violated and uneasy.

I was shitting in the mall bathroom the other day when suddenly a turd peeker walked up to the stall I was in and put his eye to the crack... I felt so violated.

by Rossi June 14, 2007

peeled

to get ripped off

"Dude I am never frontin again. We got so peeled."

by Nicole February 16, 2004