pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.

"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."

by Ace8904 February 17, 2008

Pedophile Laugh

A creepy fake laugh that is directed from an old man to a young child. The old man is not listening to what the child is saying but using a "fake" laugh that sounds inviting enough for children to feel accepted. The old man is probably thinking of sex with the child and using a "hehe" or "hehehehe" laugh to invite the child to come close.

That hobo totally pedophile laughed at that boy

by runfrompedophileskids! September 23, 2010

Pedophile High

When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana

You need to watch what you're smoking , you don't want to get Pedophile High.....

by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022

tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014

Artificial Pedophile

Someone who really isn’t a pedophile, but they still enjoy having sex with children for various reasons other than true love and romance.

The artificial pedophile played along just for the kicks and insecurities.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021

Cosmic Pedophile

A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).

"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"

by BigSchlong Pseudonym December 15, 2016

osu pedophile

Osu pp farmers that usually play maps with very suggestive backgrounds, not all of them are osu pedophiles though

CookieZi wannabe #1: yoo i jus fc'd haitai
CookieZi wannabe #2: Ok osu pedophile

by ZZephyus September 6, 2021