Parsnip dick

Parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy towards the bottom of the shaft and gets extremely smaller towards the top part and helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 and 6 inches and find it hard to maintain an erection for the entire performance.

Omg lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!

No way? He doesnt look like he’d have one of those!

by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022

Mountain Peaks

When a woman is laying on her back, and her nipples are perky and upright resembling the peak of two mountains-in some cases three.

"Hey Janet just passed out drunk on the floor!"
"So what?"
"The AC is cranked up! Mountain peaks!"
"The hell is wrong with you?"

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

stiff peaks

When someone has hard nipples.

Man check out her stiff peaks...

by Stiff peaks October 14, 2016

jacob parsons

basically the goat

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat

by jpdagoatyaboi May 9, 2018

Twin Peaks Charter Academy

Try to be a religious school and very strict. if you leave campus the administration will run after you and call the cops. If you don’t do a sport and lose every game then you suck or your wierd. There are dumbass uniforms and wierd naked paintings around the school to make us look good. The people who go here try to be cool and
“popular” but there is no such thing as popular and everyone knows everything about everyone so watch your back.

Twin Peaks Charter Academy is GAY

by Y U MAD DADDY December 2, 2019

paige parsler

I bad bitch who is 🏳️ 🌈 . Don't get on her bad side. She has a bad past and hurt some people but she is worth loving. Don't give up on her she needs someone in her life

I love you smokey
I love you too Paige parsler

by Tinyshield15 October 21, 2020

Blake Parsons

Blake parsons, a wrestler in the DFC, who's an absolute ass and lays on you, is a 19-year-old predator & pedophile who fucked a freshman.

Blake Parsons is an absolute crotch sniffer.

by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021