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PAEDOWND

To slip a length to a fifteen year old. The word allegedly hails from Scotland.
Oh god did you hear about PZ? She got PAEDOWND
by Jimmy Hill April 26, 2005
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paced

a term used to describe the act from a person of small town status who blatantly and intentionally performs intimate and inappropriate sexual acts (preferably with a significant other of a friend or co-worker) while ensuring that the act is public knowledge for all to enjoy
"That bitch paced me and now I've got herpes"


Damn it my women left me for my friend and you all know about it. I think I have been Paced!

Brother #1: I got a problem I want to screw this girl but she is with my friend.
Brother #2: Shut the hell up, be a man and Pace that pussy.
by ifyouonlyknew October 15, 2008
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Twitter-Pated

1) Letting everyone know, on Twitter, about all the annoying cutesy things you and your new love do.
2) Sending love thoughts to your new love on Twitter for us all to see (and eventually become annoyed by).
See also: Twittiot
4) Assuming Everyone is in love with you and need to read on Twitter about your every new thought and goal for the day. (also see: Twittiot)
3) This can also mean "Falling in Love" according to Disney Fans.
Definition 1) Jane Twitters everytime she's thinking about her long kiss in the moonlight. She's Twitter-Pated.
Definition 4) Jenny feels the need to tell us about her random thoughts on how to be a better worker and how we should all work as hard as she does to help the environment.
by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 7, 2009
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paedophilic eyes

Eyes belonging to a paedeophile. This unique kind of eye indicates a sex offender without exception, is always a certain hue called "paedophilic blue" and can be used as an early warning system to detect and avoid paedophiles. See paedophile
I'd watch that librarian - check it out, he has proper paedophilic eyes.
by Victor Stone January 7, 2006
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pavements

According to Adele, things that are able to be chased, or are chase-able.
Bob: Should I give up, or should I just keep on chasing pavements?

Dave: Stop singing that. The lyrics don't even make sense.
by Mr. Lemon February 28, 2009
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fouling the pavement

1: What people continue to let their dogs do despite so-called laws.

2: What the council do by putting up all those hideous new lamp posts (usually featureless metal posts with shapeless lumps of plastic on top of them, resembling giant golf clubs). Thanks to carefree, penny-pinching councils, we now have old town and village centres looking like football pitches full of floodlights. We also have landfill sights struggling to cope with the thousands of perfectly good lamp posts which have been removed due to pointless rules and regulations.
Howcome the council don't get fined for fouling the pavement. Go away and take your cheap rubbish with you.
by Stormsworder October 25, 2006
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paedolove

Someone who has an infactuation for young girls.
Paedolove is a misunderstood conception. It does not mean you molest young girls.
by paedostone October 28, 2003
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