Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.

: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!

by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016

sun patch

When a person is spanked in the ass so hard that it stays red for several days.

If it's darker purple, see jelly stain.

"I heard Gonzo got a Sun Patch from Rosie O'Donnell at the VMA's last night"
"Dude, what a nut gobbler!"

by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006

Vaggie Patch

vagina

That girl has a tight vaggie patch.

by lbrookeo March 18, 2009

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve June 23, 2016

z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

by ezdoesit2me October 21, 2008

Gravel Patch

A patch of small stones for jumping on.

Look at that Gubby jumping in that gravel patch!

by Si.83 June 25, 2022