Partner

No matter who you meet in life, or have love for, hopefully your partner is your husband or wife, and you don't ever need any other partner.

The guy's wife thought that a retarded guy she knew would never know like she knew that she already had a partner and did not need any other partner, so when she got tired of him trying to play with her hair, she talked to his friend George about it. A few days later George walked down into the woods with the guy, and walked out of the woods back into town alone.

by Solid Mantis August 13, 2019

Prenderville

Exposing oneself or masturbating on a plane while sitting next to a national newspaper journalist and in front of flight personnel. Whilst drunk / on "painkillers" for a "neck injury".
And having NO recollection of the event what so ever.

Strictly not illegal, but is frowned upon.

DJ Niall Prenderville whilst flying from Heathrow London to Cork Ireland on an Aer Lingus flight.

by Alocingnik November 5, 2010

Sexual partner

That man or woman or person who shares all your most intimate sexual moments with you on a daily or long-term basis, he or she being of either sex, or, occasionally the same sex, or, sometimes, being a mix of sexes, or occasionally someone of no sex at all (but that does not often happen). In normal sexual relationships, mostly being someone of either one sex or another who, with his or her partner of choice, enjoy carnal knowledge of each other on a long-term basis, as according to the sexual preference of either partner.

Come, my dear, be my sexual partner, either for a day or two or maybe even the rest of our lives, or maybe even come skipping up the aisle with me and, with a bit of luck, and in the meantime, we’ll also have some fun between the sheets whenever we want to, weather permitting.

by Zamboozee May 4, 2011

Partnership

The mutual business.

Ok, Joe. Look here. We three rob that damned bank. Share for three? No thats bad. Kill the third.
Then, we kill another. And no need to share!
I will call it... Partnership

by LordCrimson December 22, 2008

Alleged Homosexual Life Partner

May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.

May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.

Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."

by Your Friendly Neighborhood Dyke April 28, 2008

domestic partnership

Too big of a pussy to stand up and tell her/ him to Fuck off!, Pussy, no spine...penisless

I'm Rudy, I'm afraid of marriage will a domestic partnership work for you sweetheart?

by 06rubican January 29, 2018

bromestic partnership

A bromestic partnership is when two males who were previously in a bromance upgrade to a higher standard of friendship and become bestfriends, brothers, roommates, etc.

Girl: aww you two have a bromance. so cute!

Guy: Its not a bromance. Jake and I are in a bromestic partnership.

Girl: Oh I didn't know you two were that great of friends.

by dtf ROBOcop May 10, 2011