paraprodokian

That thing that is on Dr. K-Money's Board. The White Board, that is, not the poly vision board of death.

A rhetorical Strategy in which the author of a piece leads you to beilieve something will happen, but then it doesn't.

dude, that paraprodokian was dope.

by Super Taco Man October 31, 2012

Paraprofessional, L.O.L.

Smart, sassy, professional liaisons between an accountant, his/her preparers, and the clientele. Paraprofessional, L.O.L.s generally herald from the southern regions of North America.
They enjoy spreadsheets, pickles, grand-babies, and The Carolina Tar Heels.

Did you see how the "Paraprofessional, L.O.L." parked out front like she owns the place?!?!?

by Boss91 April 16, 2014

Partasexual

Someone who only did part of the sex change. Not truly a male or female

Bruce Jenner is no female, he's only a (partasexual), he still has his nuts.

by Woggie11 April 26, 2016

parapulting

Parachuting via catapult.

Tony is so extreme! Can you believe he is going parapulting this weekend?! I wish my boyfriend was that cool.

by tlanni2 April 27, 2016

Parataph

A paragraph. But not just a normal paragraph, but also an epitaph.

Fast forward to 2014. I made my first montage parody, after months of watching montage parodies. The video was entitled "How to be MLG". It was a shit montage parody, but I was proud of it.

-Parataph marked on EduraD's future tombstone

-4,000,000,000 BCE - ????

by Fuckedous May 27, 2016

Paraparents

Parents that hover over you constantly like a parasail, watching your every move. You live in their shadow.

Sarah had to text her dad every 10 minutes to tell him she was okay because Sarah had paraparents.

by My uhhh September 17, 2016

Paraparents

Parents that hover over you constantly like a parasail, watching your every move. You live in their shadow.

Sarah had to text her dad every 10 minutes to tell him she was okay because Sarah had paraparents.

by My uhhh September 17, 2016