Get painted

Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.

See also money shot

1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay

2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.

3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.

by Greg October 7, 2004

paint her white

To skeet repeatedly all over a womans body until she is coated in a thick layer of white seman.

Paint her white son you can do it.

i really painted that bitch white

by Dalton Adams October 6, 2006

paint a rembrandt

to take a shit

I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.

by Johnny Johnson Jones January 16, 2009

painting the wickets

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

thong painter

A person, usually a male, whom paints a vaginal garment

Person#1Did you see that filthy vaginal garment?
person#2Yeah, it was so totally done by a thong painter, Dude.

by whorebageriser March 21, 2010

white eye paint

Visine, or any other product for the deblazing of eyes.

Damn, my eyes are blazed, give me some white eye paint so we don't look like shit at this wedding.

by ocertain November 29, 2004

Step In The Paint

Calling someone out to fight. Derives from coming into the area under the rim of a basketball court and recieving a hard foul.

Daniel told Johntray "Step in the paint".

by Big Bruiser December 19, 2010