Paddock

Paddock; A room in one's home or at a swingers club that contains toys to ride to obtain sexual gratification such as a Sybian, pommel horse with penis, inflatable bouncing ball with penis, tables with dildos, etc.

While at the new swinger's club, my wife and I entered a room called the Paddock. We found several Sybians and cock balls occupied by women all in various stages of orgasm. There were also two pommel horses with cocks.

by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023

Paedophile enabler

The despicable conduct of covering up child abuse amongst their own ranks by deflecting blame onto vulnerable minorities. Mostly used by right-wing activists and politicians.

"The paedophile enablers want all books that reference gender or sexuality banned"

by Deano-1-2-3 August 16, 2023

Paedophile

Wrong way of spelling "pedophile"

British person: "paedophile"

American person: THATS NOW YOU YOU SPELLIT GRR

by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

Pedocon theory

The theory that political conservatives are inherently more prone to be pedophiles than other people on the political spectrum.

“Roy Moore is proof that pedocon theory is real.”

by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 January 6, 2024

Pedochu

A deranged individual that believes puberty makes a child ready for marriage and sex

Person A: SHE WAS 9 YEARS OLD !
Person B: Age is just a number and my cult leader said its ok because she reached puberty, I believe in marriage !
Person A: You're a nasty Pedochu

by real1hunnid January 29, 2024

pedocore

When an older guy is into young college girls.

“He’s 50 and she’s 18…that’s a little weird. #pedocore”

by Mia Vega February 1, 2024

PedoCATOR

An academic teacher/educator who sexually prays on their young students.

Student 1: dude, I have a feeling our hot math teacher is a pedocator! She’s always texting me late in the hours about random bs.

Student 2: what’s a pedocator?

Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?

Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….

Student 1: Eh, I try…

Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!

Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…

/1 month later/

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by TLoUP1 Pons June 30, 2025