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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Booty Pucker

When he made that joke about getting married it made my booty pucker
by Big Marks from the chair May 31, 2025
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Dutch Pucker

The act of wiggling or puckering your butthole whilst on the toilet to loosen a portion of a turd left in your butt when pooping.
My BM snapped off and left some in my butthole. Instead of wiping, I gave it the Dutch Pucker and it dropped into the bowl. Problem solved.
by tennisthemenace April 7, 2023
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Pucker Phucker

A pucker phucker is someone who takes it in any hole that pucker. Whether it be your lips puckering, your pussy lips puckering, or your asshole puckering, EVERY HOLE IS GOAL.
In a sexual voice..... this puckering hole is your goal, you pucker phucker.
by ChiSeaPeaChi July 4, 2023
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pucker-suck

When two people put their buttholes together and clench at the same time
Hey man, me and my ole lady pucker-sucked last night.
by Regularweirdo May 3, 2024
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Pucker

Typical Cockney/Southern slang term meaning great or in agreement.
Seen in massively popular British Comedy series Only Fools and Horses.
Del Boy said to Rodney and Uncle Albert, as they relaxed on their dodgy Spanish holiday; "This is pucker this Rodders innit?"
by Lord Knowledge November 30, 2021
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