bastard by proxy

when an individual's father dies and leaves the mother and child to live unattended...........
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....

Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.

by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008

workplace proximity associate

Another word for really good friend that you met at work.

I really love receiving gifts from my workplace proximity associate.

by Compwiz1548 October 28, 2018

proxie

proxieOne person who holds an inevitable amount of stupidity in any field. The one person who holds the name proxie holds useless information. There is only one proxie who shall never be duplicated, for there is no reason to duplicate such a dumbass.

ProXie is a stoopit J3W.

by most certainly not vicious April 3, 2005

by proxy

Proxy, can also mean using someone on your behalf.

Someone borrows money from you and he was just a proxy for the other guy who
borrowed money from you..

by Steve Ultra July 8, 2005

proxy

1) v. to sign for someone else on an attendance sheet
2) n. A signature of person P signed by person Q

1) I'll not be coming in today, put my proxy
2) My proxy got caught yesterday, so don't do it again.

by Gunkglumb June 2, 2005

proximity infatuation

When one has the desire to be intimately close to someone in a physical manner. Also when one thinks about another as a potential significant other (lover), often of the opposite sex.

David: How is things.
Bryan: Fine.
David: Bryan, how is things?
Bryan: Don't flatter yourself...i'm fine! Sophia was great, but by no means one of a kind. She was a proximity infatuation.

Bryan: Besides were friends right?
David(Tom): Right.

Jason Lee's honesty speech to Tom Cruise, in the movie Vanilla Sky in 2001. After Tom stole Jason's girl in the first half of the movie.

by Allen "Aames" Han January 13, 2008

Proximian

Someone from the planet Proximus

Noyes is a Proximian. Carl Sage is a Proximian.

by Dennis Phillips July 15, 2006