mercantile pretzel

A sexual position with two men and a woman. One man is fucking the woman while being fucked in the ass. Named after a popular GLBT bar in Sacramento called the Mercantile Saloon (known for pouring heavily and not charging much) where the idea was conceptualized.

Treighton is the middle in a mercantile pretzel with his girlfriend and the random guy from the gay bar.

by Shayded October 11, 2015

Swedish Pretzel

When a girl has her legs behind her head and is being penetrated by another partner

Jillian got swedish pretzeled and could not walk all day.

by Pilrlo April 25, 2011

pretzel poop

when a man sits on the toilet and faces forward and a girl sits on him facing him and fornicates while both are pooping

"what did you do last night?"
"i pretzel pooped with alyssa"

by nathizan August 18, 2006

flesh pretzel

When two person's penis are tied together

Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.

by The Sage Baconfase and the Prophet Thelaros September 15, 2008

Balls in a pretzel

Like getting one's shorts in a knot- to the highest degree.

Arturo: Dude I knocked up my sister I'm totally fucked!

Fabian: Hey man- don't get your shorts in a knot.

Well, maybe get your shorts in a knot, but definately not your balls in a pretzel.

by Der Preuße January 31, 2010

pretzel screwed

Getting less than half in a split- as in splitting a pretzel withour getting the inner knot. Less than half of any deal. Getting screwed in a divorce.

I lost the house, the dog and the cars in my divorce, I really got pretzel screwed.

by Slydawg May 3, 2006

[Ass-Pretzel]

1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.
2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.
3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.

"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel."

"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."

"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"

by K-Jam January 23, 2009