pre-baggage taggage

Tagging yourself in very old photographs before the bags n baggage arrived - natch

I see Jane is playing Pre-baggage taggage on Facebook

pre-baggage taggage by drummer.co.uk January 27, 2009

pre-feast

The act of eating a moderate and inexpensive meal prior to eating at an expensive restaurant in order avoid ordering a full portion; thus saving money, fulfilling your hunger and enjoying a quality meal.

Friends: Hey lets go out to eat at Gratzi Italian Bistro!
You: Sounds good, but I'm gonna pre-feast with some McChicken sandwiches first. I'll meet you there in a bit.

pre-feast by waggy04 June 17, 2009

Pre-toasted 

A condition which results from drinking heavily before going out to a social event to "take the edge off" (prior to getting drunk)

Pre-toasted is having four alcoholic beverages at home before meeting your friends to go drinking

Pre-toasted by AnubisAscended July 2, 2009

pre-bitch 

To complain irritatingly about a future event that may or may not happen.
For example,If we go there, the Sox will lose, you'll get drunk and I'll hate it.
If we have that picnic, it'll be 90 degrees, we'll be attacked by wasps and I'll hate it.
If you buy that, it will wear out, we'll go broke and I'll hate it.

He pre-bitches whenever he suggests doing something he doesn't want to do.
Pre-bitching is really annoying because it brings up imaginary problems to oppose a plan.

pre-bitch by Shhhammo September 6, 2009

Pre-Blaze 

to smoke marijuana before hanging out at a friends place to smoke more marijuana.

Nick: Hey broski you want to hit up chad's crib to smoke some bowls?
Rich:Yeah, should we pre blaze beforehand?
Nick: good idea, be over in a second. load the genie

Jimmy: Dang, you guys look faded
Nick: Yeah, we pre-blazed. Rich, load the genie

Pre-Blaze by TheGoodly1 September 21, 2009

pre-grease 

The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.

"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"

"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."

pre-grease by tokyotapes October 30, 2009

Pre-ex 

(noun) Relationship term used about a person soon to become a former boyfriend or girlfriend. Usually used when a break-up is (or should be) imminent.

- Is that her boyfriend or her ex?
- They haven't broken up yet, so he's her pre-ex.

Pre-ex by Stridspinglan April 11, 2010