poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.

"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

Hard pour corn

The best type of corn, but an aquired taste. The only type of corn that will do after you've grown tired of regular or soft pour corn. Not for the faint of heart.

Jeremy: Hey, you want some corn?
John: Nah brah, I only like Hard Pour Corn. It's the best. (smiles smugly)

by jigameister May 26, 2023

Patty Pour

The three or four drops of champagne left in a bottle to which you offer your friend’s empty glass.

Could I have one more glass? Sure. Oh my God, that was a Patty Pour!

by anonymous August 22, 2021

Montana Pour

The technique of pouring beer into a glass without tilting the glass, to get a beer that’s mostly foam.

Bro, I need to get bigger drinking glasses. Right now when I do a Montana pour, I can only get half of a Heineken in.

by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023

shit pour

A procedure pioneered in the late 1990s. Where shit is mixed with oil in a plastic sealable zipper bag . When it is well mixed a corner snipped off so that the viscous liquid may be poured into places normally poo cannot go with the benefit that oil makes the whole mess much harder to clean up.

To get back at him I shit poured his locker.

by Toecutter June 12, 2014

adoucissant pour les hommes

French for "fabric softener for the man". The scent smelled on a man when he uses W-A-Y too much fabric softener in his laundry. The industry has possibly caught on, having come out recently with additional scents.

After giving John a hug, Betty commented to her friend jane,
"WOW! John's wearing adoucissant pour les hommes today!"

by Weelis November 15, 2009