cheesy poptart

it is when you slap a girl on the vaginal lips and proceed to stuff cheetos in her vagina
"wow i shoved so many cheetos up there it was a great cheesy poptart"
by blacknosenipples December 05, 2015
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Poptarting

when you have nowhere else to nut
sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"
by kkkpattycake September 28, 2020
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Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet
by Porcelain Street Gang October 12, 2020
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PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.
PopTart Jesus has a very BIG dick.
by oashiojdiojsdf July 18, 2019
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Poptart Daddy

A stem who every once in a while is the top.
One shot of whiskey and she had me screaming "Oh yes Poptart Daddy!!!"
by THEPoptartDaddy April 14, 2020
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A Poptart

someone with 17 divorces and a deep voice
by Voltico October 06, 2023
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High poptart

When a women cums and goes into a man's penis and then proceeds to bite his cock off
Ethan screamed in pain after the high poptart
by Ethansucksballs May 15, 2022
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