Hotter than a three dollar pistol.

Extremely hot to the point of physical displeasure or burning. Derived from 19th century American slang referring to a cheap pistol assembled from mismatching parts with improper tolerances, which when fired became very hot due to poor ignition and burning of the powder charge, and projectile friction from a misaligned chamber and barrel.

My car had been sitting in the sun with the windows up, and when I got inside the steering wheel was hotter than a three dollar pistol.

by Jakatola August 2, 2009

giz pistol

a derogitory term used to describe someone who is displaying acts of douchery. ; another name for a penis.

Dirk - "Did you see steve acting like he was king shit at pool last night?"

Thad - "Yeah, he scratched on the 8 ball and made a real giz pistol of himself."

by Sammy the heckler April 21, 2007

pipe pistol

A top tier weapon in Fallout 4

Hey why are you using the combat rifle? That thing is garbage us the pipe pistol.

by King Donger September 22, 2016

ratchet pistol

The tool used during a woman’s Pap smear, and the most uncomfortable device in the world.

I had to get a Pap smear today, and the ratchet pistol was cold as hell.

by every good name is taken March 1, 2018

Pudding Pistol

The human anus, in the act of defecation.
The act of taking a shit

After that huge burrito at lunch, I may have to fire the pudding pistol before our 2 o’clock meeting

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Pleasure Pistol

(Verb) When you form your hand into a pistol shape and use your two fingers (the barrel) to finger someone who you fancy to pleasure. The Pleasure Pistol is not recommended for self defense.

"Don't make me pull out the pleasure pistol!"

by MyNameAdumbMaybe November 17, 2020

fuck pistol

a cock that unloads like a gun

stick your fuck pistol in my cunt

by lee_dicko August 31, 2006