May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
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Normal guy: I expected nothing and I still feel let down, lol. Couldn't have been any worse, right?!
Buzzkill: That you were let down means you had some expectations. It's impossible otherwise.
Normal guy: I bet you're fun at parties.
Buzzkill: That you were let down means you had some expectations. It's impossible otherwise.
Normal guy: I bet you're fun at parties.
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Get the domestic partnership mug.A bromestic partnership is when two males who were previously in a bromance upgrade to a higher standard of friendship and become bestfriends, brothers, roommates, etc.
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Guy: Its not a bromance. Jake and I are in a bromestic partnership.
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Get the partner mug.The name you use when referring to the other half of your two people spy duo. One generally uses this term to keep the identity of the other person private because if he told you her real name he'd have to shoot you.
Partners usually partake in dangerous missions for spy organizations you have never heard of. Examples include but are not limited to: wearing fancy attire and attending boujee parties for the sake of "intelligence", sexily jumping out of fast-moving vehicles, passionately arguing and then passionately making out, surprising locals buy speaking every foreign language, and ordering cocktails you've never heard of with liquor so expensive you'll never taste it.
Partners usually partake in dangerous missions for spy organizations you have never heard of. Examples include but are not limited to: wearing fancy attire and attending boujee parties for the sake of "intelligence", sexily jumping out of fast-moving vehicles, passionately arguing and then passionately making out, surprising locals buy speaking every foreign language, and ordering cocktails you've never heard of with liquor so expensive you'll never taste it.
One Partner: As soon as you have put on your tactical spy lingerie and parachute we can jump out of this stealth hot air balloon we can overthrow the government of this island and still watch the Monaco Gran Prix at noon.
Other Partner: Got it Partner
Other Partner: Got it Partner
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