outstory

Telling a story to try and outshine or top someone else's story.

Joe: "One of the kids at my school just got kicked out of his house."
Matt: "Well, twelve kids at my school have been homeless since they were one and were raised by wild animals."
Joe: "Why do you have to try and outstory me?"

by 47833 August 15, 2008

outsider trading

Buying, selling, and trading in the stock market without knowing what the fuck you are doing AT ALL.

I got involved in some outsider trading and lost 40 million dollars in one day.

by Hillrapist.com March 27, 2016

Outsplain

When a person attempts to talk themselves out of a racist/homophobic/sexist statement after being called out.

Trying to dig oneself out of a hole.

I told him his remarks were sexist, he then proceeded to outsplain himself "oh, yeh, no, well, whet I meant was...."

by clarafarelli August 17, 2017

outsized

disproportionately large; having a larger effect than should be expected by the amount of effort.

Idiots have an outsized impact in politics because fools have and outsized presence in the voting booth.

by ErnstNBlunt July 11, 2018

Outshallah

a counter to “inshallah” a muslim phrase that means “if God wills”. Used when you don’t want something to happen. Equivalent to “God forbid”

Amir: Inshallah the next girl you have sex with gets pregnant
Sultan: Wtf nah nigga Outshallah to that shit

by Swimming pool 🏊🏼‍♂️ January 13, 2020

Outstandish

A combo of outstanding and outlandish. It something that is great so much it feels weird or has you feel a certain type of way that is different from what u normally feel like.

That pussy was outstandish.

The weed I smoked was outstandish

by Kingfucker January 3, 2021

Wan' outs?

Battlecry Used mainly by pasifika, maori and by over aggressive people who want to seem tough but are really just pussies. Can be used as a stalling technique by repeating the phrase even if the opponent actually wants to fight.

a: "Bro, wan' outs?, u wanna fussy!?"
b: "Yeh, bring it!"
a: "You sure u wan' outs!?"
b "Bae, let's take this outside!"
a "ssssssss(inhale), Ok......... bro"
b "What cunt!?"
a "Wan' outs!?"

by Arundidoo August 13, 2014