Oscar 

Oscar, where do I begin...Oscar is a special friend of yours, he is really annoying and has no personal hygiene but for some reason the girls can't stay away from him.

For example one time a girl blocked him on everything but due to his persistence they ended up being FWB.

Girl with common sense: Why do you keep hanging around him he is literally stalking you??
Girl under Oscars spell: I just want to be his friend yanno??
Girl with common sense: yep friends, totally not something else
Girl under Oscars spell: *giggles*

Oscar by Skeleton365 October 24, 2019

Oscar 

66 centimeters unknown species.

Oscar"How tall am I?"
You"You're 66 centimeters and an unknown species.

Oscar by Bolluminati December 11, 2019

Oscar 

The gayest swedish male you can ever come across. He rides dick all through campus and has a dildo attached to his bike seat so he can have extreme gayness in his ass.

Guy1: is that an Oscar
Guy2: yes he has a dildo in his ass which means he’s gay

Oscar by Dick poop err November 18, 2019

Oscar 

Oscar is the best, cutest , caring guy you could ask for. He could get mad easily but he always apologizes. He is the best boyfriend/ husband you could ever have.

Oscar- "please shut up"
Jack-sorry
oscar- didnt mean to be that rude sorry

Oscar by hfbehcjbrfh November 24, 2019

Oscar 

Oscar is GAYEEEEEEE One time I was going to the restroom to take a piss and this nigga used the same urinal as me!!! I WAS LIKE BRUH AT LEAST WIPE. BUT I must say without Oscar I wouldn’t have found my beautiful husband.

If you itchy you an Oscar

Oscar by Bigahhhpp69 December 2, 2019

Oscar 

Lesbian for his mom, will frick his twin brother, leaves his friends behind in French class.

Hey mom, it’s me Oscar, you ready?

Oscar by Onion Chan February 4, 2020

Oscar 

Oscar is an generally nice guy, but sometimes he is known to blow a fuse. He has a possibility of being gay, but apart from that, everybody loves him for who he is. Sometimes, his life kinda gets a bit depressing, so he hates himself. He sits all day neat a console of some sort, probably playing a battle royale game.

Person 1: 'Oscar... get off your console!'
Oscar: 'Nah, lemme finish this match...'

Oscar by Cryptoscar February 23, 2020