Orphans

a burnable thing

I like to burn orphans

by Ilikeducks69696 February 28, 2022

national slap an orphan day

slap an orphan with only good results

i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day

by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023

Pregnant orphan

a fat pregnant with lots of dandruff

jada was a stupid pregnant orphan

by Lolgog March 18, 2019

Orphan Ear

When ones hair separates either side of the ears, thus exposing Oliver Twist like “orphan ear”

“What up with Shaniqua’s hair?”
“Girl sort that out, you got orphan ear”

by AfraidofMrBean May 2, 2019

Orphan Anie

When a woman has not felt the warmth of a man in her anus for many a moon. The anus becomes orphaned. Consequently, feelings of exile and onset depression will lead her to fill the void left in her anus.

Sup dog, check out that ho over there, ass is just screamin' orphan anie.

Becky, if you dont do anal with Billy your gonna get an orphan anie, do you really want to go down that path?

by Mclovin911 November 25, 2013

Orphan

You

You are the Orphan idiot

by ObemaTheGreat March 24, 2022

Orphan

An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.

My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.

by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016