by Hardrum April 2, 2022
Get the Kill the Orphanmug. 
An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016
Get the Orphanmug. When a woman has not felt the warmth of a man in her anus for many a moon. The anus becomes orphaned. Consequently, feelings of exile and onset depression will lead her to fill the void left in her anus.
Sup dog, check out that ho over there, ass is just screamin' orphan anie.
Becky, if you dont do anal with Billy your gonna get an orphan anie, do you really want to go down that path?
Becky, if you dont do anal with Billy your gonna get an orphan anie, do you really want to go down that path?
by Mclovin911 November 25, 2013
Get the Orphan Aniemug. An orphan is often defined as a child with dead parents and or no parents at all most orpahns are on there own or are adopted
I am an Orphan
by hagly the thirsd April 13, 2022
Get the Orphanmug. The thing Technoblade kills when the orphans killed his parents from jealously
Aka great for a testing subject
Aka the thing nobody needs
Aka the stupid thing
Aka the thing you can burn with you have no mom joke
Aka great for a testing subject
Aka the thing nobody needs
Aka the stupid thing
Aka the thing you can burn with you have no mom joke
I Have been throwing orphans off a ledge into a pit with a pig that can destroy everything and got 1000 win streak and on a potato war
by Melon132 January 12, 2023
Get the Orphanmug. Some kid with no parents or guardians like imagine L BOZO big ass nerd, just get sum parents bro, LOOZAH
by GinningLlama0 April 11, 2022
Get the Orphanmug.