Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .

god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.

by burbman1969 January 13, 2022

Got nannied

Mauled by a pit-bull dog or other vicious domestic animal most often completely unprovoked.

The toddler died in ICU after she got nannied by a free-roaming pit-bull dog.

by Ruger57pro&velcrosandals August 3, 2024

nanny licker

Older pussy, typicalky a bit of aussie bish in there, that others pay attention to, usually of the oral persuasion.

Directed at old mate - what the fuk you doin ya nanny licker!

by Erotic Nomad April 24, 2024

dent your nanny

To protect the sanctity of your home or office wifi.

unscrupulous person: "Hey! What's your wifi password?"
scrupulous person: "Dent your nanny!"

by PrDoomsday2 May 11, 2017

Shake it like a British Nanny.

.(Shake it like a British Nanny) Phrase. 1) The act of shaking a small infant in order to make it stop crying. 2) To be violently shaken in order to be brought back into consciousness. 3) Pill free alternative to viagra. 4) The act of shaking the living crap out of something in a violent manner in order to obtain inner clarity. (See also Epileptic-Buddhist).

.Shake it like a British Nanny
1) If the baby don't stop cryin' I'm a shake it like a British nanny.
2) The whore won't wake up! Shake it like a British nanny.
3) If it don't get hard just Shake it like a British Nanny.
4) Like the 7 paths to clarity I look deep into my being to find... .errr..ug.. uh..ug.err.errr.errrr. errr.eeeer. ..uhhh....eech..ech ..ech...uggg ...gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

by SirIsaacHillary July 18, 2008

nanny nanny poo poo

a teasing little thing, kind of like BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: stop thattt
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: i am going to gauge your eyeballs out if you say that one more time

by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024

nanny mince

a meal cooked by the sexy Paula nanna Fox from peacehaven for her lovely boyfriend Paul for his tea in his caravan to give him the energy to make mad passionate love to her afterwards

"hello darling what's for tea ? " ive made nanny mince to give you the energy to sort my poom poom out later"

by mr cod June 2, 2023