When, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker shits in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around the can.
"Johnson! What's that smell...what the fuck did you eat for lunch?"
"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"
"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"
by Crazy Fingers of Greater Philadelphia November 9, 2008
Get the cincinatti office bomb mug.An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.
by Chazmeistro December 13, 2008
Get the office meercat mug.Related Words
Offit
• Pissed-Offitism
• pissed - offitude
• office
• office space
• official
• Offical
• office hot
• officer
• office slut
That last cup of coffee left in the office pot at 4:30 in the afternoon, you know, the one that's been cooking down all day until it's thick as molasses, burned, and dirty like 10,000-mile-old engine oil. Mmmm-mmmh.
Bob: That smells delightful. What is it, a vente americano from Starbucks?
Nancy: Nope, I just added some hot tap water to three fingers of office espresso.
Nancy: Nope, I just added some hot tap water to three fingers of office espresso.
by Harris Bergstein January 24, 2007
Get the office espresso mug.Co-worker who wanders the hallway throughout the day, stopping by to interrupt others from their jobs. Oftentimes, the office slackie will strike-up conversations about ambiguous things, typically with no point (see time whore). Also known for walking up on conversations that are in progress, and will proceed to insert himself into the dialogue.
Not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.
Not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.
“Hi honey, what did you do at the office today?”
“Today, I created a spreadsheet to track the number of times John came into my office to talk about nothing. Twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”
“Today, I created a spreadsheet to track the number of times John came into my office to talk about nothing. Twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”
by Line Drive May 15, 2007
Get the office slackie mug.Male bar-fly commonly found wearing chinos and tucked in check shirt. Brogues are optional but highly recommended. Must drive a 4x4 to quickly get round the village green. Unlikely to have ever been on a fucking farm but will bleat publicly down their damned phone about how many grand they've had to pay the builders, land registry, wife etc etc. Probably a locally active conservative. And cunt.
by shibboleh July 6, 2010
Get the Office Farmer mug.A cheaper and easier way of marketing new music rather than music videos. It's a new trend that is getting popular by many artists such as Katy Perry. Rather than being amateurly done, these videos are done professionally thus more appealing to watch. They consist of pictures in a slideshow fashion with a lyrics overlay.
Person 1: Dammmn dude did you see the new official lyric video to Iyaz's song Solo?
Person 2: Yeahh man it was sweet!
Person 2: Yeahh man it was sweet!
by kalpa11 August 5, 2010
Get the Official Lyric Video mug.by Mysta D February 9, 2009
Get the Going off it's nut mug.