slide meat

This describes a lover someone has as a slide from their normal moral position.

Wanda Wonderpig is Ben Dover's slide meat.

by I, Wreckerrr February 3, 2017

Stale Meat

Normally women of a mature age out having fun who wouldn't even be bothered with some of the lowlife scum.

Hey shes a milf, no shes stale meat, still I bet she wouldn't touch you with a forty foot barge pole.

by CheckMate October 1, 2012

meat minimalist

Someone who eats a minimal amount of meat in their diet. Though not vegetarian, a meat minimalist will live on a mostly plant-based diet that is augmented by small amounts of meat. A meat minimalist doesn't restrict eating a specific kind of meat but will eat small amounts of a variety of animals. The goals of a meat minimalist are to reduce the detrimental effects of mass production of meat products on the environment, economy and human/animal health. In addition, meat minimalism helps support small, organic/all natural and sustainable farming practices.

I tried to be a vegetarian but I love many meat dishes; I'm now a meat minimalist and only eat meat once or twice a week. I always try and eat only meat from organic or naturally raised animals.

by meat minimalist November 14, 2011

sloppy meat

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.

steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night

by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008

meat drum

The sound made when a penis hits a man's stomach.

I jump up and down after a shower, playing my meat drum.

by Deke Asscue March 29, 2009

meat-glorb

a food item that mainly consists of meat, meat, and more meat

The new KFC Double Down isn't a real sandwich: it's a meat-glorb!

by I Smell Bacon! April 13, 2010

Fuckable meat

Meat(human being) that is being able to be fucked.

You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?

by Iljuh December 21, 2020