Nurse nap

The act of sleeping whenever time is available due to altered sleep patterns from shift work. The period of sleep immediately following an overnight shift. Generally not a particularly restful sleep.

Mom just got home from work so make sure not to disturb her nurse nap.

by Alixkay88 May 1, 2014

Nurse Butt Fluffer

A nurse who prepares someone for a colonoscopy like a fluffer get guy on a porn set.

My sister Kim is a Nurse Butt Fluffer nurse because she gets them ready for anal like they do on porn sets.

by Piggyweewee February 18, 2021

nurse

a useless m.f. istg.

oh car accident? so sorry that happened to you, ice pack? quoted from a nurse.

by fxctonlybae May 9, 2021

er nurse

Bad ass mother fucking nurse that puts up with all the bull shit and saves lives

My mommy is a ER nurse

by Blue collar boy December 13, 2022

Nursing the cat

It’s when you are taking longer than necessary

In response to some taking a long time to make a play in a card game, “hey! You’re nursing the cat over there!”

by Beckybeaver June 19, 2021

Kentucky Nurse Blow

The act of looking in the mirror, winking, and blowing imaginary smoke off of your fingertip. Often followed by silently mouth a phrase like “bad ass” or “I’m fucking hot” into the mirror. For maximum effect, this is best performed while wearing a Tshirt and underwear. If performed correctly, it is capable of causing erections lasting longer than four hours in bald men.

She woke up, looked at her reflection in the mirror and did the Kentucky Nurse Blow. At that very moment, a man in Illinois bumped his penis on the corner of his desk due to a sudden erection.

by Wordsiah July 13, 2025

bowl nursing

when someone in a bong group takes forever to smoke a bowl, and sits there with the bong in hand while the rest of the group waits, considered a dick move. also known as cone nursing

guy in group: Dude are you going to smoke that bowl man?
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!

by ty148 May 10, 2017