Can't even know

The inability to be able to relate to something.

Unable to answer a question.

a: Do you know when the train comes.
b: Man, I can't even know.

by Pete Fresh August 2, 2007

Kris can't spell

A girl who does nothing but sit on her keyboard all night and spell words wrong.

Kris "You're a CHOADstoll!!"

Person "Erm dont you meant Chodestool?"

Kris "Oh."

Person "Kris can't spell!!!!"

by Opbby October 11, 2011

en can't read

Those who only know only a little of something but acting very smart and completely ignore the rest despite being right ahead of them, originated from and used commonly by Arknights player.

Player 1: OMG CAN ONLY ATTACK ONE ENEMIES THIS THING IS BAD THIS THING IS BAD BRO!!1! (ignore the massive attack stats right next to it)

Player 2: EN can't read moments

by Roome October 6, 2022

can't type itis

A condition in which a chatter has trouble spelling the simplest of words

i was so frustrated cuz my can't type itis was acting up

by fball_jones August 11, 2009

Can't whoop me!

Asserting you'r manhood to others.

Can't whoop me!

by Big Nasty 0 January 24, 2011

you can't be pimpin

See, you think you a pimp. But you can't be pimpin slime.

you can't be pimpin slatt

by Ain't Tryna Get Jumped August 8, 2020

I can't English

Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."

Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"

Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."

*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.

by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021