Nine Inch Nails

So this fag named Trent Reznor is worshipped as a music god bescause he can "sing" the gay "OMG they are so deep and emotional and penetrating LAWLZ, I <3 T.R. 4 Lyfe "lyrics some corporation (probably Virgin Records or RCA) wrote for him and tells him to sing. He is the Ashley Simpson of industrial rock or whatever the fuck his gay music is called. Its not heavy, its not metal, its just plain shit. Who cares if he can play the keyboard and yell and scream and throw temper tantrums on stage, Trent Reznor is just a fag who does drugs, sucks the dick of the singer of pearl jam and supposedly writes songs about profound topics, but they are all really about how badly he misses getting raped by his drunk uncles. Now he is worshipped by mall goths who cant like a band unless they have at least two of that bands shirts in black from hot topic.

NIN fan #1: OMG i luv Trent Reznor, i want to suck his dick

NIN fan #2: oh god yes i want to suck his dick too

NIN fan #1: im so upset, my dad didnt have buttsex with me
last night

NIN fan #2: WTF man, liek thats so unfair, report him dewd

NIN fan #1: well i did get to suck his cum from my brothers ass, and he knows that turns me on so badly

NIN fan #2: oh, man that turns me on too, lets listen to som trapt cuz we are underground and kvlt as fux

NIN fan #1: fuck yeah, were so angsty and mysterious and dark, nobody can decipher how we feel because they are busy reading our sweet hot topic shirts with a sarcastic slogan on the front

NIN fan #2: i got it, im going to take a shit, freeze it and use it as a dildo on you while we listen to our super deep and emotional and underground NIN records

NIN fan #1: way ahead of ya brahski, you want my green poop from last night or the peanut crunch?

NINE INCH NAILS FUCKING SUCK

by Reginald Q. Niggerton December 14, 2008

nine to five

Used in ramones song "we want the airwaves"

9 to 5 and 5 to 9 ain't gonna take it
It's our time we want the world
And we want it now we're gonna take it, anyhow

We want the airwaves We want the airwaves We want
the airwaves, baby if rock is gonna stay alive

Oh yeah-well all right let's rock-tonite all night

Where's your guts and will to survive
And don't you wanna keep rock

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by meagan March 22, 2004

Nine Inch Nails

A shitty "industrial" band that stole from real industrial bands like skinny puppy. Real Industrial music was never meant to be mainstream. My sister's boyfriend said that Trent Reznor has his own record label because no other label would accept him. All the other record companies thought he was a poser. There is nothing unique about this band besides from the fact that it is the only industrial band that most people know about. The music sounds weak compared to other less-known bands. The only people who listen to Nine Inch Nails are preppy teenagers, people who are trying to be unique, and people who haven't found real industrial music yet.

I hate Nine Inch Nails because my bitchy stepmom talked about how they were pioneers of the Industrial music scene.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 26, 2010

nine incher

another word for vagina. Definately not a big penis.

Shane Hampton is the man with a nine incher.

by Jack Kelly January 28, 2004

nine ironed

blasted. Stoned out of the universe. Torpedoed

Jack got some really good weed and got nine ironed.

I was so nine ironed I couldn't even find my car.

by JustQ September 29, 2012

Nine Piece

Some guys are lucky enough to own one, others have to put up with mear attempts at this great feat!

Dude, this guy last night had THE bigest nine piece, i'm red raw!

by BadgerDickLicker May 11, 2009

nine percenter

Those people who don't quite meet up with the requirements of the 10% rule. (i.e. you have to be ten percent smarter than the object you're working with.)

"That boy is ignorant... a life long nine percenter."

by Big Tweak March 21, 2010