Nickelodeon

a once kick-ass channel but now a peice of shit for mindless 10 yr. olds. They took away all the awesome shows: Ren and Stimpy (sp?), Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Salute Your Shorts, Doug, the original All That, Rugrats (before 97'), etc. And replaced it with a bunch of retarded crap: The Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob Squarepants, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Zoey 101, etc. Hell, they even tried to make their own anime (Avatar: the Last Airbender and Martian Mystery) which suxxors. Leave the anime to the Japanese.

Nickelodeon used to rock with the awesome shows...now it suxxors.

Nickelodeon by TeHbEsT July 26, 2005

Nickelodeon

A channel that used to be the shit for children and young teens during the 90s. Shows like Salute your Shorts(Greatest Nick Show ever), Hey Dude, Old school rugrats, doug, rocko, Are you afraid of the Dark, Clarissa explains it all, Kenan and Kel. Juss to name a few. Now Nick is a corny ass channel with a line-up with no variety. Gay ass shows like Avatar, Spongebob, Zoey 101, the new All That every single day. Kids that watch the dumb shit now think that Nick is the best channel ever but they definitely don't know what they missed.

8 yr old boy: Hey you want to watch Nickelodeon with me! It's the coolest ever. We can watch Unfabulous, Zoey 101, than Fairly Oddparents!!

Me: *Sigh*

Nickelodeon by Cj June 17, 2006

Nickelback Test 

A test that it is 100% necessary to give to all of your friends before continuing your relationships. The test must be delivered in an inquisitive tone, as to trick the friend into thinking you are also a fan of the band.

Through the administration of this test, we can successfully alienate the Nickelback-loving world, and eventually separate them from us completely in society, leading to our nationwide radio stations being freed from their reign of terror.

"Hey Nick, I just saw that there is a Nickelback concert here in June. You want to go?"

"Dude, I love Nickelback!! Let's do this!"

"Nick! You too? NOOOOOOOOOOO. That was the Nickelback test! Don't ever talk to me again."

Nickelback Test by jblakely April 14, 2010

nickelback

To lamely produce something for mass consumption with little care for its originality or creativity.

The client hated the ad so we totally nickelbacked it to get it approved.

nickelback by nickelback is evil January 26, 2010

Nickelodean 

A once great tv network in the 1990s geered towards kids from ages 3 to 14, now a very pathetic network that airs only shows about little girls who have everything and never get into trouble because they are geered toward emo teens and sluts, like new Disney now, but only much worse!

And don't believe that myth made by kids who weren't old enough to remember old nick that the old shows were as much crap as the new ones because they're just mad they have to grow up on crap like icarly and zoey 101.

Newnickkid: Did you watch the new episode of (insert new nick show)?

Oldnickkid: No, because everything on nickelodean is crap and only sluts and emos watch new nick

Newnickkid: (begins sobbing) nooooooo!

Oldnickkid: yessssssssssssss!

Nickelodean by abeman09 December 14, 2009

Nickelshit 

1. The common nickname for Shit Rock band Nickelback

2. A dump where you discover some amount of money inside your stool

1. "Dude, did you know my sister likes Nickelshit?!"

2. "Hey man, Pizza's on me, because I just took a massive nickelshit!"

Nickelshit by JamesBHATESNICKELBACK September 3, 2011

nickel short of a dime 

This phrase is used to say that girl is a 5 out of 10. This phrase can be re-phrased with any amount of pennies.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you give that chick right there.
Guy 2: Man... she's like a nickel short of a dime...
Guy 3: Hell nah... Shes like a nickel and three pennies from that $h!t.

nickel short of a dime by Day Dreama August 2, 2007