neal

to smoke either weed or a tobacco product

Bouta go for a neal, u down?

by hava May 29, 2007

neaner

Half nigger half beaner.

Hey check out that neaner.
She ain't a nigger she's a fucking neaner.

by hottie420 December 3, 2005

Neal Armstrong

When you finish fucking a girl (positions are up to you), flip her over, stick an American Flag in her ass and sing the National Anthem.

Also known as "The Patriot," or the "Iwa Jima."

I'm feeling rather patriotic tonight sweetheart, why don't I give you Neal Armstrong?

by Tyler March 18, 2005

nealousy

The feeling you experience when, on reconnecting with an old friend/lover on the net (myspace/facebook/classmates/etc), you discover that they appear to have a better career, better sex life, nicer family or more money than you.

"Remember that girl Trish I went out with at school? I got in touch via facebook. Turns out she got into modelling and married a millionaire. I had a serious case of nealousy."

by seanmon July 15, 2009

Naleipulama

In Hawaiian means - the chosen flowers, the loved flowers.

Naleipulama all the flowers in this yard.

by Manukai February 12, 2010

Nalette

Sexy, talented, all around bad ass who will murder you daintily and tell you to go to hell in such a way that will make you look forward to the trip.

She is the girl who doesn't say too much, is quite normal and sweet and looks like a total cinnamon roll, but will actually cut a hoe and burn a place to the ground if you piss her off.

Nalette will rule you all, peasants.

by VelVix October 1, 2015

Neal Poot

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.

Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016