naïvetéser

noun: naïveté about how seriously pin-headed Taser-wielding cops & airport security take themselves

Robert Dziekanski {RIP}, that Polish immigrant who was fatally Tasered by cops at the Airport, must have been experiencing profound naïvetéser – ‘cause the cops all testified, "The fact that Dziekanski couldn't understand English made no deference." Dziekanski, they said, seemed to be in an agitated state; therefore, the use of multiple Tasers - repeatedly - was an appropriate response.

naïvetéser by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 19, 2013

naivel 

Someone who is naive and evil at the same time: an angel with horns.

Mary met Ian and at first he seemed so naive: he would believe her every word and would open his soul to feelings that flooded him when spring came into town. Only a couple weeks later, Mary realized how evil he was: he would tell her that he loves her and then disappear for days and not call. One word: naivel.

naivel by cookie007 January 28, 2010

Nativeabeanercan 

A native American or Indian American mixed with Mexican.

look at those hot ass nativeabeanercans i could just eat them up!

Nativeabeanercan by missbaka October 26, 2009

nazivegan 

a vegan who makes others feel inferior and horrible, simply because they arent vegan.

NaziVegans need to learn to leave me the fuck alone.

nazivegan by Anonymous September 6, 2003

naive 

Unsophisticated, susceptible to influence, trusting unsubstantiated sources at times.

Nimen a, too young too simple, sometimes naive!

naive by ehchan June 13, 2018

Digital nativism 

Mistaken belief that young folks who were born immersed in things digital are somehow in a state of grace and older folks are cursed by their age and lack of digital conditioning. Arrogant and insulting division of generations into different camps first proposed by Marc Prensky but unfounded on any survey data.

With an insulting tone worthy of the original American nativists who hated immigrants (especially Catholic ones), Marc Prensky speaks of pre-iPod humans (digital immigrants) contemptuously. This is simply digital nativism, a kind of generational prejudice that is ill founded and unsubstantiated.

Digital nativism by Songpoet November 1, 2007

Natilee 

A girl who has everything any guy could ever want. She has the beauty of an angel and a smile to right all wrongs. She has an amazing body, not too big, not too small. It's just perfect. She has an amazing personality, from being a great motivator, a kind heart, to being fun and crazy. Natilee will always put you first, she is loyal and a great friend before anything else. She is also athletic, she'll play any sport and she keeps her self in shape. She's different than any other girl you'll ever meet. She's different, that's what you can love about her. She deserves to be treated right. She's such a great person. If you ever meet a Natilee keep her close. Trust me she'll be your closest friend, your biggest fan, your everything.

Guy 1: I saw the hottest girl yesterday!
Guy 2: was she funny?
Guy 1: Yeah!
Guy 2: was she smart?
Guy 1: Yeah!
Guy 2: was she nice?
Guy 1: yes!
Guy 1&2: must've been a Natilee

Natilee by Niiiiiick June 14, 2013