Chuck Norrised

You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.

i was getting a blowjob last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i Chuck Norrised her.

by Bad Karma, Mitch,Mario June 17, 2009

Norse Code

The sexual practise whereby two people repeatedly headbutt each other until they reach orgasm or die. Whichever comes first.

"Hey Jurgen, what's up with your face?"
"Got Helga to Norse Code with me last night"
"Sweet!"
"Not really. She's dead"

by Thor Point April 22, 2008

noise abatement

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.

1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."

2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"

by Fly_Guy April 10, 2015

Noise-maker

A loud, attention getting fart that is surprisingly scent free.

Billy just blasted a bomb of a fart, but relax, it was just a noise-maker.

by J Lav November 17, 2019

Noise-juice

When someone is whingeing constantly

There was too much noise-juice coming from the father (not the kids)

by Powelly01 August 19, 2020

noised

when a (small) dog makes a small squeakish or otherwise indescribable noise

herbie: *squirfhp*

you: look at herbie he noised !!

by the noiser April 11, 2021

Caterpillar Noise

1. The noise of a caterpillar

2.A strange amusing noise that can be heard by everyone but the maker. The noise usually occurs when the maker believes they are not talking. The maker of this noise is usually quite offended or surprised and they deny making such odd sounds.

3. A fictional noise people pretend to hear to bother those who cannot hear it.

1. "Hey did you see that caterpillar" said Fred. "No" said Tony "But I heard it"

2."Hey Jessie you made caterpillar noises again" "No Anneka shut up I did not make caterpillar noises they don't exist" "Yes they do" "You suck"

3."Hey did you hear that catepillar noise, Jazza?" "No Desmond wait catrpillar noise?" "You can't here it?" "Umm I'm worried now"

by Nom de Pleum October 3, 2010