2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.

Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.

by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023

No duh, Darwin

A more family-friendly version of saying, "No shit, Sherlock!" Both expressions are a blunt reply when someone says the obvious.

Soldier: The heavy is a spy!

Scout: No duh, Darwin!

by GallopingSausage August 31, 2019

duh duh

when a retard does something stupid

bob (drops his water and it shaders) john “ what are you doing duh duh??

by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020

cana-duh dry

A joke made by youtuber Liza Koshy using the soda brand Canada Dry implying the slang word "duh" into "da", a part of the word Canada Dry.

Liza Koshy: "...and i said, cana-duh dry!"

by ixadecent September 1, 2020

Floor-it-duh

Da "flat as da FLOOR" most-south-eastern U.S. state where everyone cluelessly "FLOORS it" like it's da Utah salt-flats!

Seeing as how da Daytona 500 is held in Floor-it-duh, it's little wonder dat said "peninsula state" has so many highballin' motorists who love to use said pancake-terrained principality as a huge racetrack!

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

duh

something people say when the answer is obvious but you did not know.

Donald Trump is president, duh

by ddcray April 27, 2020

Duh

Expecting the obvious 😃 knowing the obvious it's a blue and red world! Is it bad that I like it that way! Yellow is is the way!

Duh! Deck please 😛

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019