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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010
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Ned Wrigley

A curly headed fuck who likes licking grandmas butcracks
Receptionist: "Hello Ned welcome to the retirment home"
Ned Wrigley: "Bring me the buttholes!!"
by Popppooooo December 17, 2022
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Ned's Dump

A technical term used in software development, meaning to dump the most recent data in a set.
Q: Dude, did you get Ned's Dump for that report?
A: No, but I have Ned's Dump ready for your face!
by zlarky December 4, 2010
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Ned Bayou

Ned Bayou our favourite boi. He usually is know for sipping on straight chlorine and bouncing (man) and is usually found hanging our with a singer who is very emo.
"Ned Bayou, come too the house man I'll let my old lady know"
by LazyPatti April 26, 2023
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Big Dawg Ned

Someone who is a sick cunt and has a shitting playlist on Spotify.
Person 1: yooo did u listen to the shitting playlist!
Person 2: Hell yeah Big Dawg Ned!!!
Person 1: Whoops I accidentally shit myself!
Person 2: np, just listen to the shitting playlist while you clean yourself up!
by John Wock August 21, 2022
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Ned

"Ned is coming out with Sex II"
by IndigoGollum January 26, 2022
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Ned

Ned is a nerd with no friends a bit of a dork but little do they know he's very smart and itlegent
Look there's Ned the nerd With dork hair and glasses
by Garbooooooo May 27, 2021
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