newton

Sir Isaac Newton was one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion and gravitation. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them

Newton thought that the universe worked like a machine and that a few simple laws governed it.

by nIicegurl January 30, 2005

Newtown Square, Pennsylvania

A township in Delco which is outside of Philadelphia. It is by far the most lopsided town in the entire state. In Newton, you are either one rich motherfucker living North of West Chester Pike, or you are a middle-class, blue collar family living South of it. If you grew up in this town, you either went to Saint Anastasia, or Paxon, and then Marple Newton High. Some people in this town are actually insane. No joke, we have had out run-ins with hostage situations. We love our culture. Everyone here is an Irish or Italian Catholic Republican. We take our CYO sports way to serious. If you want to find the best Newtown Square citizens, stop by your local Wawa, head to Nell, or go to the nighborhoods near Media Line Road.

Stop by, well love you or hate you!

Pete: I live in Newtown Square, Pennsylvania

John: I live in Brromall, Pennsylvania

Pete: Fuck off

by Flaym March 26, 2020

newted

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

Newtons Balls

Where a woman gets double penetrated by 2 guys and their balls clash in the middle, essentially clacking like a set of Newtons Balls.

Dude, i had the weirdest sex last night. I was having a threesome with another chick and a dude and i swear there was some serious Newtons Balls flying about.

by Darryl Godoy May 20, 2008

newtube

Term for new Youtube favorites. Generally said to Youtube friends.

Check out my newtubes.

by bidd January 18, 2009

newton balling

When three or more willing homosexuals are having simultaneous anal intercourse(like so - >>>). The furthermost partys testicles swing away gaining momentum, swings back and hits the middle partys testicles, but due to the fact that the middle partys testicles are still in contact with the foremost partys testicles, it does not move but releases the energy into the foremost parties testicles swinging them forward, thus giving the "newtons cradle" effect.

Keith: Hey, have you seen that video online? its got the record for the most downloads in a single hour.
George: Nah what is it?
Keith: Its a video of Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, Tom Cruise and Vin Diesel Newton Balling
George:WHAT THE F$#K!!

by testy365 July 2, 2009

Newton's 5th law of political dynamics

The more a politician says he stands for family values, the more likely he is to cheat on his wife.

That Congressman is screaming he stands for family values. Yeah, he's following Newton's 5th law of political dynamics and must be banging his assistant

by Endsurg May 25, 2010