I Hate My Life 

Used to describe how crummy one is feeling, usually in a shitty circumstance or after you have a terrible day. Not used in serious terms, no need to worry if a friend says this unless it sounds like they are genuinely depressed.

*trips in the hallway at school, everyone sees, lies and the floor*
you: I hate my life...

I Hate My Life by real-life-potato August 4, 2016

welcome to my life 

One of Simple Plan's best songs. I can relate to it more than any other song I've heard, save perhaps Numb by Linkin Park.

You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt, To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked, when you're down
Feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
and no one's there to save you
You don't know what it's liiike
Welcome to my life!

welcome to my life by Mustang GT May 10, 2005

ruin my life/ruin me 

A phrase used to describe how much you want to fuck someone.
Or more accurately how much you want someone to fuck you.

It implies maintaining the submissive, reciprocative position in sexual intercourse.

Basically letting the other person do the work while you sit back and enjoy the show.

The word ruin is used because it implies giving up power, surrendering yourself to whatever is gonna come and gladly accepting it, without a care in the world.

Ruin my life/ruin me is a phrase that means you want someone to fuck you good.

"You can say you want that cute guy in your class to ruin you too."

"Esmé is so fine. As soon as she gets off work she needs to come over and ruin my life."

"Ewe girls can ruin my life anyday."

"I need her to ruin my life like yesterday."

Me: I can't wait for tonight.
Her: Why?...what are you looking forward to?
Me: Well for one, I can't wait to have you sit on my face.

Her: Oh really?
Me: Hell yeah. I need you to ruin my life tonight.

"Please ruin me"

ruin my life/ruin me by nymphoster69 November 4, 2018

fuck my life 

Usually denotes that an incredibly trivial event in the life of some overdramatic asshole has occurred. Although you don't care; they want your pity.

It is also recognized as a weak attempt at humor. Similar to someone who isn't original enough to make people laugh on their own so they are reduced to quoting mega-hit movies that everyone has seen so many times that they won't even laugh at the movie itself, nevermind the pathetic re-run the person is doing.

Ahh man, I stubbed my toe, fuck my life. (friends stare in silence).

fuck my life by thejordantrack July 10, 2009

put my life on the line 

(usually yours) it's like literally risking your life to do something extremely crucial.

If my prank made the Alien to destroy the Earth, then I'd put my life on the line to save it.

put my life on the line by Bronze Scurbe December 5, 2016

The Radio Saved My Life 

When you are feeling depressed and a good song comes on the radio that cheers you up instantly. Originating from the Bon Jovi song, "The Radio Saved My Life."

I was feeling down in the dumps last night when the radio saved my life.

The Radio Saved My Life by Narfers August 15, 2010

how sad my life 

When someone makes you quit having sex because your too obsessed with powerballing

You: Dude, how sad my life

Him: Ha sucks for you, you must like powerballing

how sad my life by Boochu September 16, 2016