A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.
Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!
Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.
Great man. I three musketeered her!
Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.
by Rekivile July 30, 2018
Get the Three musketeeredmug. The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.
by Beat dick -ben September 12, 2020
Get the musketeer specialmug. The Three Musket-Buskets are a group of three grown men named Aoyodoywn Oneilio, Leesum KiloRee, and Toysoy Lawson. They were once the gods of the Earth but are now reduced to mere mortals thanks to Luisangel Tapia and his minions, The John Doe's.
"Dude, The Three Musket-Buskets just got turned against eachother by Luisangel Tapia!"
"Don't care bitch"
"Don't care bitch"
by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022
Get the The Three Musket-Busketsmug. by DustyScrote May 13, 2022
Get the Ukrainian Musketmug. A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.
Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.
by alfstewart4lyf November 26, 2021
Get the The Musketmug. Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.
Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!
by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021
Get the Quadruple Mitchell Musket Loadermug. the musket gang is a group of guys that uses musket to kill brits or swedish people
they some times uses machine gun or rifels to kill brits or swedish people
they are men of culture and like thick women and men
they some times uses machine gun or rifels to kill brits or swedish people
they are men of culture and like thick women and men
British person "ow mate.. im going to shank this twat"
swedish person "dont do that he is a part of the musket gang, he will destroy you in a second with a musket
British person "sound quite scary... *sips tea* i think i will just play some football"
swedish person "okay see you around"
swedish person "dont do that he is a part of the musket gang, he will destroy you in a second with a musket
British person "sound quite scary... *sips tea* i think i will just play some football"
swedish person "okay see you around"
by Josva Gangster December 26, 2023
Get the Musket gangmug.