musketeer special

The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.
Hey, babe you want The musketeer special.
by Beat dick -ben September 13, 2020
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west virginian musket

When u have sexual relations with ur brothers hair not sure how thats a muskey but it is.
My dick, ur hair, lets do the west virginian musket
by Digital Penetration April 18, 2018
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Packing the musket

The act of having anal sex while the other party is constipated.
Dumb thick Karen was constipated for 3 days so i had no other choice but to started packing the musket.
by jimlahey_securingthabag January 03, 2020
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Musketeer Withdrawals

When you suffer withdrawals from not seeing your core group of friends often enough.
I haven’t seen my friends since Saturday; I’ve got musketeer Withdrawals.
by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018
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El Paso Musket

When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.
Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.
by Cali0731 April 09, 2022
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Arizona musket loader

When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.
Arizona has dope so good
You will hit the next trapsdactyl with an arizona musket loader"w
by Beefcake_520 July 29, 2022
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Hood Musket

A shanty and rough around the edges, crudely made, and definitely an illegal felony level charge if caught with gun....usually found in high crime poverty stricten urban areas.....also potentially an even more so crudely fabricated jail house gun aka "zip gun"....also usually found by people who magnet fish over bridges and near docks. Primarily a sawed-off no-stock bolt action rifle held together by duct tape...."hood musket"
"Hey Darnell....loose that -hood musket- over the bypass, the fuzz is tailing."
by June 30, 2022
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