mulstache

When a mullet meets with a mustache continuously to form a particularly unappealing fashion statement. It is also sometimes accompanied by a beard.

Girl 1 "Dude, did you see Jeremy?"
Girl 2 "No... why?"
Girl 1 "He went and grew a mulstache."
Girl 2 "NOOOO!!!! That horrible hair invasion of the face?"
Girl 1 "That's what I'm sayin."

by DiscoxKate June 26, 2007

spit mustache

blowing a load on a woman's upper lip.

I gave Linda a spit mustache the other night!

by Heels5 February 5, 2010

Dirty Teen Mustache

A Dirty Teen Mustache is a mustache that some teenagers thinks looks cool on them, but it doesn't. It's like the kid isn't meant to have a mustache, but he has one anyway. That's called a dirty teen mustache.

bawb: Hey, what's up with the mustache?
John: Oh, right, how's it look :D.
bawb: uh, no. Shave that Dirty Teen Mustache off.

by IOA August 3, 2007

Mohammed Mustache

Just like a Dirty Sanchez, however after the wipe you sprinkle sand on it.

Man you should have been there last night! I gave this girl a mohammed mustache, it was sweet.

by Dino Tank March 3, 2008

mustache girl

A girl with a mustache. More specifically one who has a mustache and someone named david kam like her.

david kam told me that mustache girl is really hot

by bdonyo June 17, 2003

Brown Mustache

After having a shit, use your fingers to wipe. Then use your fingers on someone's face to create a Mustache of shit. Obviously this is best done when the person is asleep. When the person wakes up they will initially have no idea where that nice smell is coming from.

"Let's give Paul a brown mustache while he's asleep"

by Al_Bundy November 29, 2007

Mustache

A pillow located on the upper lip used for cushioning falls. Is often confused with beards.

Joe: Good thing I had this mustache to break my 18-story fall, eh Bob?
Bob: Dude, that is not normal.

by Sipping Juice February 6, 2009