Carolina Mendoza

A brownish-yellowish girl who is about 5'4 and wants a girlfriend. She likes to drink cranberry juice and get head in GTA from hookers. Although she is lactose intolerant she still decides to eat/drink dairy products which result in shitting on the toilet and suffering from stomach pain. Carolina has good friends like mE, so dont fuck with her or I'll eat ur ass. Moral of the story, she is gay.

Carolina Mendoza
Example of this gay faggot:
Carolina: "I want a girlfriend wAaAAaaAaH"
me: "stfu"

by ur focking dad bitch May 8, 2020

breiny mendoza

a really hairy girl on every body part

damn Chewbacca looks like breiny mendoza

by the cheeseburger September 24, 2020

playing the mandolin

Another brilliant expression from France (jouez la mandoline) used to describe female masturbation. Also known as a right good wank.

Sorry I overslept, but I was up half the night playing the mandolin.

by Usquebaugh May 14, 2008

Playing the mandolin

Another brilliant expression from France (jouez la mandoline) used to describe female masturbation. Also known as a right good bird wank.
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Sorry I overslept, but I was up half the night playing the mandolin.

by usquebaugh May 29, 2008

Mendo Blendo

A variety of 3 different kinds of outdoor grown marijuana from Mendecino county. Usually the leftover scraps from 3 different strains thrown together to get more money for them all together.

That Berkenstock storm trooper just sold me a pound of Mendo Blendo for 2000 dollars

by KeepWalking January 26, 2009

mando do do

something that has to be done without question in otherwords it is mandotory to do this

some guy:dude there better be two kegs at this party

other guy:hell yeah thats mando do do

by mp3playa May 27, 2008

mando

{noun} (1) A Mandarin (Chinese language) speaker.

(2) The Mandarin language

Hmm, I think that guy's speaking Mando. Yeah I just heard him say "shi", he must be a Mando.

by Hoody88 October 19, 2007