Mufflet

like a muff, only smaller and only a little hairy.

"dude, that chick had a nice little mufflet on her"

by Cmistro December 18, 2009

maffled

to be completely trashed , broken beyond repair , total devastation

Dude! i am so maffled

by Biff Nigga April 4, 2010

Muffling

It’s Tea-bagging but with a vagina instead

“Linda’s muffling Karen again, snapchat it woohooo”

by ZombieSpaceCat 🐰 April 11, 2019

ibex muffel

A small hairy animal, usually sent to your college PO box, that follows you wherever you go, constantly insulting you and sometimes scratching and biting your arms and legs. He often causes you to miss school and work, and he alienates all your friends. Often fatal.

See also depression

H: Ooh, mail!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!

by Holly-Day April 16, 2006

Boob Muffler

The act of a girl lying on her back and mashing her boobs together while her significant other sits on them and farts.

Once she got her breast augmentation, it really created a higher pitched sound when I gave her a boob muffler.

by Jabecca February 20, 2009

meffle

When you lean over someone else's desk at work while they are sitting at it, and use their keyboard and their mouse to do something or show them something on their computer. It's sometimes necessary and quicker than giving them instructions but slightly annoying for them nonetheless.

Stop meffling and let me do it myself
She's a real meffler

by Kate Latin July 14, 2006

Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.

Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.

by victems October 21, 2013