muff gah-bage

Another variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

I choked on muff gah-bage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

by freak-nasty-Trent October 16, 2010

Muff Muncher

a person that likes to give oral sex to females.

'look at that muff muncher!!!'

by Emily Mae Gilmore November 22, 2006

muff tuft

A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.

"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"

"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

Muff Tanking

Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.

Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.

by Mikosuke January 20, 2011

Muff-Burglar

A professional at cock blocking.A muff-burglar is someone that hooks up with a girl you've been hitting on all night.

Bob: Who's that new guy over there?

Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!

by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 13, 2009

Muff Top

-When someones pubic hair peers over their belt line revealing itself.

-One's crotch area well over due for a trimming. So much as that it cannot stay contained within their pants.

Did you see the Muff Top on that bitch, it looked like she shoved a kitten in her pants.

(Guy1 meets woman in bar)Guy1's friend says, "Stay away from her brah or you'll be hackin through the amazon later. Her bush is so out of control, I could see her muff top from across the room."

by Slick Toxin January 20, 2012

Muff pinch

A sign of mental and emotional dominance whereby a male in a relationship spontaneously and without warning reaches over to his seated female mate and casually but firmly pinches her labia together until he becomes bored with the exercise.

He knew he had her under his thumb when he applied the muff pinch and it went unprotested.

by Democrate April 10, 2012