moopface

A person who feels stupidly sorry for themselves. Either because something hasn’t gone their way, they refuse to be happy, or they refuse to find fault in themselves so they blame everyone else, resulting in self-pitying.

1. Stop being such a moopface! Cheer up!
2. A - Ugh, David was being such a moopface today!

B - I know! I can't deal with him anymore. He's always so sorry for himself!

by Hiddlefitz Fassy March 13, 2012

Moody Call

Referring to the non committal, non physical, platonic quality time spent by male/female "Friends." ie, a "booty call" for the mind, resulting in an ego or mood boost for the call-er, and a source of moodiness for the call-ee... thus a "Moody-Call" (See also "Friend Zone")

"No really, he and I are just really good friends, he's really sweet and supportive, and listens to me... But I could never have sex with him, it'd be like kissing my brother... I'd much rather just keep him on standby for the occasional Moody Call with him while having sex with assholes who treat me like crap."

by the masked resender November 13, 2012

moopert

When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.

Moopert is as described in the poem below:

poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.

shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.

crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.

terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.

feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.

logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.

by Jimmy Little January 1, 2008

Mooky

A mixture of Moist and Booky

Zain : that girls so mooky
Shaz : nah shes booky
Zain : She's Mooky.

by BigManTingz July 11, 2011

Moop

The Opposite of Meep.

Moop! Moop! Moop! Moop! Moop!

by David Honsberger November 15, 2004

moop

Acronym for Matter Out Of Place

mr. Belvedere was moop at the anime convention

by Helne April 8, 2005

Moony

1. Adjective Used to describe one that is acting like a "School-Girl-In-Love". Typically very annoying. Enamored.

2. Adjective Crazy, Over The Moon, Mentally Unstable.

3. Adjective Of the Moon

1. Girl 1 : Oh my God, he's so hot and nice and sweet and-
Girl 2 : Shut up and stop acting so moony, you sound stupid.

2. Person 1 : *uncontrollable laughter*
Person 2 : . . .!
Person 3 : He's acting all moony again.

3. Those who worship Selene are moony. children of the moon

by Moony-chan October 2, 2010