moopface

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A person who feels stupidly sorry for themselves. Either because something hasn’t gone their way, they refuse to be happy, or they refuse to find fault in themselves so they blame everyone else, resulting in self-pitying.

1. Stop being such a moopface! Cheer up!
2. A - Ugh, David was being such a moopface today!

B - I know! I can't deal with him anymore. He's always so sorry for himself!

moopface by Hiddlefitz Fassy March 13, 2012

Words you can keep

Spanking the moonface

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.

Spanking the moonface by Tbell November 9, 2014

Related Words

moopface • moonface • mootface • Spanking the moonface

moonface

when an individuals facial structure resembles that of the moon i.e. having rounded features

Your moonface makes you look like you're storing nuts in your cheeks.

moonface by muo February 16, 2004

moonface

Moonface usually occurs when an individual has been smoking weed. Moonface often leads to mad hysterics, causing everyone on the bus to look at you. Characteristics of moonface are prominent cheeks, small slanted eyes, a massive stupid grin, and faceache.

"My moonface was so bad I could see my cheeks."

moonface by gremily March 24, 2008

Moonface

someone whose face looks like they little mental capacity.

whats wrong with that moonface looking kid

Moonface by moebate September 2, 2009

Moonface

The first genetically hybridized human/sasquatch. The creature displays a Lenoesque chin causing their face to take on the characteristics of the moon. This is further evidenced in the fact the creature was bred at night. There is currently only one Moonface known to exist. This one lonely creature is believed to be female but since it is quite elusive to capture...the necessary studying to determine such qualities has been hindered.

P1. Omg. Her face looks like a moon.
P2. Wow. It does. I guess she's a moon-face.
P1. I have heard of that. But isn't there only one of them??
P2. As far as we know.
P1. Could you imagine a whole society of moonfaces??
P2. Oh. My brain just shut down on that thought.

Moonface by MUTL33T February 17, 2010

moonface

Big round face that is a moon.

Jessica Allen.

moonface by butt April 22, 2004

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026