moobmen

A collective noun describing the subset of men who have man-boobs (moobs).

Did you see that group of fat, bloated moobmen on the boardwalk? Those guys had moobs bigger than my stripper sister's implants!

by HairyMelvin September 6, 2013

moobs

Visible breasts on a man. Most commonly caused by being overall fat and thus having plenty of fatty tissue in the chest area, resulting in flappy, disgusting, saggy moobs.

Can also refer to the breasts on males suffering from gynecomastia, a condition which causes the growth of feminine looking breasts on a biologically male body. Men with gynecomastia typically have fairly small moobs in comparison to men who have moobs caused by fat, but occasionally a more severe case occurs, resulting in gorgeous, large, feminine breasts that many females would envy.

Although it is somewhat rare, the word "moobs" may sometimes be used to describe a man's pectoral muscles if they are particularly large and luscious. This use is uncommon due to the negative connotation of "moobs," and the fact that the word brings up unpleasant imagery even when used positively.

Andy decided to get his moobs surgically removed- his gynecomastia was pretty bad. Poor guy.

Girl: Damn, look at that pair of moobs! *gropes* So.... firm.... and lucious....
Boy: Er, could you please stop touching my chest like tha-
Girl: Shh. Just let it happen. *continues groping*

by ganjagremlin August 11, 2014

Mooby Dick

The act of titty fucking a fat man with moobs.

Greg likes to treat his man to some Mooby Dick.

by The E-Radicator September 24, 2014

moobs

The words man and boobs fused together. The unusually large amounts of fat stored on the upper chest of a man. Also called a man bosom. Especially disgusting if the male is wearing a very tight shirt and you can see his man titties. It is very humorous when they jiggle around like jelly. Usually seen in overweight people, but can also belong to more average people

Random Chick: Look at the moobs on Vartan!
Me: Wow! He's like an F-cup!
Vartan: Where does one buy bras?
Everyone: Up your ass and around the corner!

by Guy Bravado April 26, 2015

moobiotics

Inexpensive

pharmaceuticals without a prescription.

I can't afford to go to the doctor and get a prescription, so I went to the feed store and got some "moobiotics" for my infection.

by emilejfagerstromiv April 5, 2020

moobalism

When you feed your cow their own kind.

hey bro i just fed my cow a burger
aye bro isn't that moobalism

by l0l47 March 26, 2021

moobl

Moobl or Moobling or the Mooble move is when you jerk off it into a massage cup and suck it on your girlfriends nipple and let it sink into the nipple hole. After a few minutes when its inside the boob, you remove the cup and politely ask your girlfriend to squirt the boob-cum into your mouth.

Boy: Babe i wanna do a moobl move
Girl: Ok, let me get the cups

Boy: OH FUCK YEAH BABY MOOBL IT
Girl: E E E EE E E

by tsotsar nono January 11, 2023