molestuary

Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin molestus - burdensome, annoying.
1 : The sacred chamber inside a church where priests are permitted to ritually molest adolescent youth.

Father Sheehan took Cindy into the molestuary to assess her progress toward sexual maturation.

by Bernini1598 April 6, 2010

modest

to cover up parts of your body that are obviously meant to be covered. and to not overwhelm your face in a paste of makeup. it is true beauty, and a quality that a lot of girls need to discover. pronto!

"Modest ARE the hottest."

by youknowimright. December 11, 2009

The Chester Molester

A man who molests little boys and girls; In order to be called "The chester Molester" you must live in a town called Chester

Otherwise you are just Chester The Molester

Run away! The Chester Molester is going to get me!

by "t-b0ne" Lake December 8, 2004

Modest

unassuming in the estimation of one's abilities or abilities.
A.K.A Holly

Holly is a very modest girl and everyone knows it.

by HelloMother August 22, 2014

Molesto

a new martial arts style that involves dry humping, ball grabbing and lip kissing your opponent into submission

that guy felt all dirty inside after he was a victim of a Molesto attack

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

lester the molester

A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.

"Hey, did you hear Lester the Molester said he needed more 2 x 6's from the big barn?"

by Dave Bover November 29, 2013

Tree Molestor

A person who seems to believe that trees have sex appeal. Often mistaken for a tree hugger, the Tree Molestor is a dying breed. Hunters- be cautious not to shoot these rare perverts.
Tree Molestors will sometimes refer to themselves as "forest fairies". Please ignore their insanity, it is caused by toxins in the water from which they drink, and from a poisen in a root that they commonly use for human sacrafices to the gods.
In my experience with these creatures, it is best to avoid them at all costs. Capture could result in a painful, fiery death after which your flesh would be feasted upon. They share traits with the cannibal.
They are weak against the force of automatic weapons, so if you find yourself in a situation where you must interact make sure you have said weapon nearby.

Guy 1: Woah, is that woman humping a tree?
Other Tree Molestor: Of course. Its her lover. His name is Jimbo. He is a very handsome tree, isnt he?
Guy 2:....isnt this illegal?

by Bunni Indigo August 10, 2006