do i look like your momma?

Comeback used to disrespect someone elses mother.

Luke the up himself white guy: Mary you fat fuck.
Mary: Um excuse me, do i look like your momma?

by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005

sexy momma

A hot 40ish woman whos a mom or not,very sexy and sexual,dresses in a sexy way

mmm Sylvia is a sexy momma, would love to fuck her!

by online chatter October 18, 2008

baby momma

a bitch that you get knocked up on accident but now you gotta deal with because she got your baby

Mark just found out that he got his ex knocked up in 7th grade and now hes a junior in high school and now he got two kids that he just learned about and a bitch for a baby momma

by LilAlexis April 14, 2006

Fuck yo momma's son

Literally meaning FUCK YOU also dissing your mom at the same time. Since on the internet most of the people who will ever use this term is saying it to guys.

the list can go on maybe
Fuck your momma's son
Fuck your mum's daughter
Fuck your mum's whole family

Guy1:dude what the fuck is your problem

Guy2:YOU KNO WHAT FOO!

Guy1:What...

Guy2:FUCK YO MOMMA'S SON

Guy1: WHAT YOU WANNA FUCK ME ?

Guy2: omg you kno what i meant.

by DudeOMGWTFBBQKKK? July 20, 2008

jo momma

Your mother.

I would like to fuck jo momma.

by drugger August 6, 2003

ya momma's asshole

1. Any large gaping hole.
2. Any obscure usually far away place
3. A generic place where things come from.

1. Yea, i'd say that cave is bout' the size of ya momma's asshole.

2. Yo dawg i wanted to pick up that sack, but i had to drive all the way out to ya momma's asshole.

3. Yo san, you goin to that party tonight? They got bitches comin' out ya momma's asshole!

by Tebbo August 20, 2006

moma dance

Moma Dance is the name of a Phish song. It was released on the album "The Story of the Ghost" in 1998.

Did you hear that great new song by Phish? The Moma Dance is a really great tune.

by Phish Phan December 7, 2006