moderate

1. A name that a closet liberal calls themselves.

2. A name that a closet conservative calls themselves.

Example:

Person one: I am tired of liberals complaining about social 'issues' when they never had it so good in the history of mankind.

Person two: (completely understanding what person one said) What are you talking about?

Person one: You sound like one of them

Person two: No, I'm actually a Moderate. I just like to look at things from both sides. (boi)

by your real name. December 23, 2018

Discord Moderator

aka., a Discord pedophile. Calls girls who use Discord "kittens", slides into underage girls DM's, asks for nudes, and much, much more. Usually has an IQ below 100.

Discord Moderator: "Hey kitten, mind sending me some pictures so I can do 'something' with them? :3"
Girl: "ew no"

by anonymous200020 June 16, 2023

Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP

"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."

by I'm not a furry guys May 17, 2019

Mild to moderate

Okay; average.

A: "How are you doing today, B?"
B: "Eh, mild to moderate, can't complain, I guess."

by JerryArr July 19, 2012

Moderator

One who moderates, or an object used to prevent destabilization in a system, e.g. water. Commonly referenced as being a lifeless internet junky in the case of a person, as many spend large amounts of time sometimes incompetently moderating sections of the internet.

Person 1: "I'm gonna need a temperature moderator"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Just look at that machine! It's about to overheat and explode!"

by PenguinX20 August 21, 2022

moderate masty

When you are masturbating and you are close to finishing but your little brother comes into your room without asking to tell you you have to do an arbitrary task and you can't finish.

I did a moderate masty today because my little brother told me mom said to take out the trash.

by GirlsRHard2Get40 December 7, 2015

24/7 Active Discord Moderator

Another word for someone who likes online women too much.

"Bro, i was called kitten by the 24/7 Active Discord Moderator"

by Spagghetii January 10, 2022