Hayden monk

Someone that touches everyone's ass

Omg! Stop touching everyone's ass Hayden monk

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

emily monk

Cumslut, will do anything to pleasure your dick. She gives the best sloppy head and has an amazing ass that bounces like balloons. Loves to tease guys and play hard to get.

Me: I have a crush on emily monk
Friend: no shit dude she is a fucking whore

by JoJo Stalin III November 22, 2019

jonny monk

A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.

Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done

Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!

Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds

by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 2, 2020

Dreaded Monk

dickhead

Dreaded Monk dickhead

by Everliving22 June 16, 2023

Josh Monk

When a person has sex with a pathetic little man called Josh Monk. This is usually bad because Josh Monk's preferred type of sex is usually not consensual

I'm worried I might be Josh Monkied at any moment.
Im looking for a josh monk.

by An Elite August 25, 2023

darl darl monk

a song about monk and darl. It goes like this:

darl darl monk, darl darl monk, i love yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!pee nee ki, pee nee ki, ye be de.

by monk moky June 28, 2021

Hooded Monk

(1) Colloquial term for the clitoris. Also since there are so few monks in today's society, locating either hooded monk is near impossible

(2) Can also refer to a clitoral piercing

(1) I read the book and understood the diagram, but I spent almost a half hour looking for her hooded monk.

(2) Whoa, that hooded monk had to hurt.

by Expert1111 May 13, 2009