carnegie mellon

hit with an ugly stick

person 1- wow, look at that ugly bitch!
person2- poor ho must have gotten carnegie melloned.

by ilovemilk October 17, 2006

Carnegie Mellon

(1) A shitty University in Pittsburgh full of nerds, tools, rich fucks, arrogant bastards, and ugly people.
(2) Place where students pay 35k a year to study endlessly, get absorbed in debt, and end up paying student loans for 10 years.

Fuck Carnegie Mellon

by I hate carnegie October 2, 2003

Carnegie Mellon

Carnegie Mellon: everything you have read up to this point is absolutely true :)

Good Food, Great Friends, Slammin Babes!

Nerd1: Thank God I'm gonna be rich so I can buy my girl one day
Nerd2: Yeah, I've always wanted a Dell

Nerd1: Dude, she's hot
Nerd2: Dude, she's a visitor

Nerd1: How bout her?
Nerd2: Definitely a 4 out of 10. . . too hot for Carnegie Mellon

by davidtepper October 29, 2007

Mallory

A mallory is usually a girl that is shortish, dark brown hair, caramel brown eyes, and has a pretty different, but unique sense of style. She can usually be found at soccer practice, speed walking through the halls, with her friends, and on the computer.

"Dude, that new chick is such a Mallory. I call her!"

by Mr.Glucknut April 4, 2009

melloto

(mello auto)
means your automobile is working correctly and driving smoothly

"That drive to toronto was melloto!!"

by Josh Hildrop January 8, 2009

Mallory Cobb

Beastly-ness in a small package. Kicks even Jacky Chan's ass, and has the best accents in the world. You think she's British, it's so good. Then BAM! She's Sandra Bullock-esque with Pam Anderson's bod.

Mallory Cobb is the bitchin-est person out there.

by bomchickawahwahx3 March 21, 2009

Mellon

A Bostonian Flamer that resembles Elton John who craves huge black cock.

"Hey Mellon, why don't you get that cock out of your mouth and get help Head and I!"

by Mathew Moynihan July 25, 2008